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RedSteve
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Holy. Crap.
I mean...bra - VO!
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thechuck_2112
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Chuck, Lord Tennyson.
Poet Laureate of South Main.
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bradmu
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for the Bortzian Notice 
| RedSteve wrote: | beware of my bortzan army!
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JohnnyMac
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I count only 375 Bortz Brigaders. I think we need 225 more for the "600."
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UBfan
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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wow...you guys have WAY too much time on your hands.
just watch out...bortz is gonna eat vandersluis for lunch tomorrow 
i do wish you guys luck though...maybe you'll actually score in the first 10 mins this time |
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trumpetdaddy
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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| UBfan wrote: | wow...you guys have WAY too much time on your hands.
just watch out...bortz is gonna eat vandersluis for lunch tomorrow
i do wish you guys luck though...maybe you'll actually score in the first 10 mins this time |
8-2...6-5. 'Nuff said.
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UBfan
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in all seriousness...
you guys may be thinking UB is falling and can't compete with the top of the MAC...I think we'll see what we're really made of tomorrow. Losing to ohio by giving up 92 points at home is pathetic. We obviously dug a deep hole for ourselves, but even so, we win tomorrow, and we're right back in the east race.
we have IMO the best player and team leader in the MAC...and everyone remembers the tear we ended with last year (including winning at millett). UB ain't even close to being finished yet.
but like i said, good luck tomorrow.
and leave bortz alone...idbihi is 10 times goofier looking. |
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RedSteve
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Yes, but Bortz is so much easier to say! 
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miamibeef04
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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| bradmu wrote: | Thanks for the Bortzian Notice
| RedSteve wrote: | beware of my bortzan army!
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With the original, the ones you posted, and the ones I just posted, we're now over 900.
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Crashdad
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Chuckster, you made this old man cry. Hilarious. And somebody's GOTTA post that "poem" on the Buffalo site!
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RSR
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Q: How many Bortzes does it take to fill a thread?
A: Appartently about 900.
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RedHawk65
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| RedSteve wrote: | | RedHawk65 wrote: | | Yell what? "Bortzan army"? |
reading comprehension time:
| Quote: | | In the meantime, at tomorrow's game, just yell BORTZ!!! everytime he touches the ball. |
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If I recall, I didn't fare too well on that section on the SAT. Probably why I couldn't get into OU.
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Sykes
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:14 am Post subject: |
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ehm, its 9:13 in the morning and all that I have to say is BORTZ!!!!!!!
That is all.
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KCRedskin
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Chuck - can you double major in grad school - and add a "Revisionist Classical American Literature" degree to your accolades?
Maybe we should rename the thread group to "Wine, Cheese, Peanut and Stuffy Old Poetry Review"........
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thechuck_2112
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Can we archive this one? It's still hilarious to read.
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mattsledge
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| Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Will do, sir! |
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MU CLEVELAND 01
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! |
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Cookie Monster
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I had to dig it out of the Archives. We gotta have something to yell about.
 
GIMME A B!
GIMME AN O!
GIMME AN R!
GIMME A T!
GIMME A Z!
Wassthatspell?
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muhawk
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That spells BORTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MU CLEVELAND 01
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| BORRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! |
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muhawk
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Even Bortz enjoys yelling it...
BORTZ!!!!!
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RedHawk65
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4 days 'til BORTZ '09!
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mattsledge
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| RedHawk65 wrote: | | 4 days 'til BORTZ '09! |
I'm thinking you still don't understand what it really means. |
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Cookie Monster
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| RedHawk65 wrote: | | 4 days 'til BORTZ '09! |
Are we making up T-shirts with the Bortz World Tour 2009?
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muhawk
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Mark Bortz last played for UB four years ago. No one (excluding any possible 5th year Seniors) on Buffalo's roster even played with ol' #42. Yet his legacy lives on at MHT. We are a weird group.
BORTZ!
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