Gregg Brandon...

[MU Jim]

...already has his ticket for first showing of "The Chronicles of Narnia"

[mollautt]

=>...convinced an impressionable young woman by the name of Luke12 Michael to watch "Boys Don't Cry!" and then commit Harikari.
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@dandakich "Yo Minnesota ..old school IU fans didn't think a state of the art practice facility was necessary either..old school means old results"

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[thechuck_2112]

...believes that if you can't laugh at something, then you've already lost the battle.
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"Psycho was low on talent. Psycho was low on athleticism. Psycho can play on my team any day. Psycho has the biggest heart of any player I have seen."
--mollautt

"You white people are crazy!" -- Matt Sussman

[greenbbs]

[mollautt]

=>...found the movie "Heathers" offensive because he knew someone who could relate the basic plot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heathers

"Teenage _UI_I_E, DON'T DO IT!"
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@dandakich "Yo Minnesota ..old school IU fans didn't think a state of the art practice facility was necessary either..old school means old results"

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[EDDIE]

got drunk one night and got a tatoo of "John boy 3:15" on his right cheek.
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Walk Across America For Groats Disease

[erierd]

...ingests 6 pounds of SPAM before every game.



...seriously thinks he has a shot at the International Federation of Competitive Eating record, which of course is 6-pounds of SPAM in 12 minutes.
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[Chris W]

....isn't sure if the cry,'Start Omar Tuesday!' refers to Jacobs or Williams
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Looking forward to the Treadwell era in Miami football!

[mollautt]

=>...refuses to worship Michael Bramos.
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@dandakich "Yo Minnesota ..old school IU fans didn't think a state of the art practice facility was necessary either..old school means old results"

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[EDDIE]

licks his dog's ear while chanting "I am motley, but I'm no fool".
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Walk Across America For Groats Disease

[krs25]

...delivered my pizza last night.
....is watching Steel Magnolias right now.
...catches a frisbe /ball in his mouth and brings it back to you.
....does oragami at halftime.
....blames his farts on his dog.
....serves his team oatmeal wearing lingerie.
....does the hustle and electric slide.
....makes all his assistants play Twister so he can watch.
....calls in bomb threats to his own practice.
....is a peeping tom.
....is a spokesperson for viagra, chia pets and douche products.
....stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.(with a call girl)
....has a foot fetish with men feet.
....plays in the street wearing dark clothing.
....cracks the mirror when he looks at it.
....breath smells like feces.
....drives a hooptie.
....orders kids meals to save money.
....loses away games( especially in bad weather)
....tips 5%.
....tries to get senior discount at Walmart.
....likes to wear tassels on his chest
....is turned on by the smell of bengay

[yanksalex]

... is making the members of his team bring whoopie coushins to the game so they can have the moral victory of setting a world record.

[PlayerX]

... will once again drive the offensive team bus this morning from BG to Oxford in hopes that the game is indeed going to be played.

... has had to defend himself from many people, players, coaches, admin, etc., (using helmets, arrows, falcon dung, tridents, poached eggs, etc) for making them ride those damn buses to and from Oxford, from BG, each morning since Saturday (11/12).

... will suck down 2 pints of Jack, some blow, 8 hot dogs, a luke warm pretzel, and a diet coke before specialties take the field tonight.

... will don a clown outfit, with giant orange cleats, and do the chicken dance on Miami's field logo tonight, before the coin flip, if this is the actual game day

.... otherwise, will be maimed by many people as he once again drives the offensive team bus back to BG.

[bradmu]

...was once caught Refering to BG as University of Bowling Green of Ohio.

[bradmu]

....Does not like puppies and kittens

[mollautt]

=>...hates the band "Smashing Pumpkins."
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[bradmu]

....Wears the falcon mascot uniform in the bedroom.

[RedSteve]

...licks frozen flagpoles in the winter
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[erierd]

...agrees with Tom Taturanas.
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[DevilGrad]

. . . Checked the Weather Channel and packed his frog-eyed Wellies to wear tonight.


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"Man, if I ever find out who let Northern Illinois and Buffalo into the league, they're in trouble."

-- Charlie Coles: No longer riding buses through Midwestern winters

[bradmu]

[Getting hooked]

.....licks the window on the short bus
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Love and Honor.......Here's to 500 Million!!

[MU Jim]

...takes retards to the zoo

[EDDIE]

[DevilGrad]

. . . used to call Sledge every Thursday for more Dead Milkmen tunes on "Request the X."
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"Man, if I ever find out who let Northern Illinois and Buffalo into the league, they're in trouble."

-- Charlie Coles: No longer riding buses through Midwestern winters